Occupation: the friend that has to walk behind the group on the sidewalk





Wow, would you look at that.  It’s a family watching a nice movie.  Nothing weird about that, right?


The Williamson family wanted to take a picture of themselves enjoying their new TV.  Turned out this photo of them would be the last one ever taken.  The entire family was found dead the next morning.  Don’t believe me?  Look in the upper-left corner of the photo.  Do you see it?  That’s the thing that murdered the Williamson family.

It tore off the skin of each of its victims and left a trumpet in their hands.  When their bodies were found by the police the next morning, the words “doot doot” were found scrawled in blood on the TV and all over the walls.

Tonight this menace will come for you too unless you reblog this within the next ten minutes. 

THIS IS NOT FAKE!!!  Reblog this.  Stay safe.  And if you hear a faint “doot doot”, there’s no point in running.   Because there’s nothing you can do to escape it.

no don’t you dare bring this back i swear to god

doot doot

Im peeing

The skeleton war is recruiting people early


Girl Who Was Called ‘Ugly’ After Donating Hair To Cancer Patients Gets Major Support From Internet

A few snips at the hair salon turned Jetta Fosberg’s selfless act into a school nightmare.

After the 10-year-old Ohio girl cut and donated 14 inches of her hair to Wigs for Kids, an organization that supports children who have lost their hair due to cancer treatments, she started being bullied at school, her mom told WHIO News in Dayton.

For what happened with the bullies from Jetta’s school go here. 

To show support for Jetta, “like” her anti-bullying page on Facebook.

Parent to child at the library: Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?
Child: We'll wake up the books.
Parent: That's right.



My all time favorite sign I’ve seen near my house

i cant live like this



it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

pros and cons of being friends with me



  • puns
  • free baked goods
  • honest opinions
  • i laugh at everything
  • you’re always the attractive friend
  • i never sleep so i’m always up to talk
  • i don’t judge


  • puns
  • mental instability
  • everything i say is annoying
  • i repeat myself a lot
  • i’m an anxious piece of trash
  • i sing a lot
  • i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic
  • mood swings
  • i hardly go out


wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

"I understand. You lose someone who’s your home. You know, your only home in the world. And when it happens you think “oh fuck”… I should have had a backup home. Another person, or place, or thing. Something… to make me feel safe. And I don’t have that. And now I’m lost."
Charlie Countryman (via uglyolaf)

Mads Mikkelsen as Nigel in The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman


uploading this because oh my god Mads, your stupid dancer legs.


Cats have not and will not be domesticated.