Anonymous
Have you ever met anyone worth dating?

No I don’t think I ever have. Maybe with one person. I’ve only ever met people that I have a best friend type of chemistry with though, never romantically. I just don’t feel I am capable of meeting the relationship expectations of another person. They’d likely expect a WAY more romantically and physically involved person and I don’t think I could provide that. But another part of me kind of feels like I could be “average” but it’s just the anxiety of being that close and committed to someone that puts me off entirely. I dunno, if you’re a dude and you invite me to hangout with just you alone, I will panic for no reason. Hence why I cancel on dates/meet-ups every time. It’s an annoying thing for myself to deal with. 

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supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

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kaiyumu:

gothkaida:

zrexz:

kenkit:

takkynoko:

What?

What?


What?

Nani ?

何?

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hokuto-ju-no-ken:

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing

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the-psycho-cutie:

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

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  #me
Anonymous
How are things going with that guy you met? Have you been on any dates?

We haven’t talked since then, which I’m okay with. I don’t know how to have a relationship with anyone and I really suck keeping contact with people anyway, so I don’t expect (never really have, actually) a duo being a thing for me now or in the future. 

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blackbanshee:

schmorgyborgy:

I put my cat in a sweater

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oh. my. GOD.

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incognitovindicator:

whoa there buddy do you need a tissue

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vanehwasreal:

i aM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER

"at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4"

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  #skewl
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sarahseeandersen:

You could say I’m an optimist.

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jaclcfrost:

how i deal with my feelings

  • never talk about them
  • barely acknowledge them
  • hope they go away
  • i don’t, basically
  • that’s what i’m saying
  • i do not deal with my feelings
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assortedtrolls:

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

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  #skewl

yourinnerdemons:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

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