when you walk past a classroom that your friend is in 


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I laughed so hard no sound came out

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I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.

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today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

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Monkey Trolls Tigers

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9pm / 7am / 9pm

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i feel like the weirdest thing in the whole world is that purses are considered to be like, for girls„„ in society……. i mean like……….. everybody has objects that need to be carried. why would that be a girl thing? carrying objects? a girl only thing?

can the science side of tumblr expalin this

because men get to carry things in their fully funcTIONAL POCKETS OF THEIR CLOTHING

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Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

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don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…

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i’m laughinf so hard i cnat breathe

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You know how Dean always does Scissors so Sam always does Rock?

Maybe Dean always does Scissors on purpose so Sammy doesn’t go into dangerous places.


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