rainyapparitions:

go home

this wins Halloween

2 hours ago   34850   Reblog

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

image

2 hours ago   125514   Reblog

4sk-l4tul4-pyrop3:

micaxiii:

deductionfreak:

hazelguay:

The most valuable chart…

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yes thanks for colouring it I had a hard time reading that

// I’m going to reblog this to help all RPers when it comes to descriptions

// Even if you’re a great RPer you still need this.

// To describe

// y’know

// the things

2 hours ago   191673   Reblog

nightgaunts:

the mark of the beast

2 hours ago   42163   Reblog

liamdryden:

annemarina:

are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??

We do it as an act of cleansing for the times our hands accidentally brush against our bros’ hands

2 hours ago   53476   Reblog

I didn’t choose my fandom. It broke into my house and said, “Dad hasn’t been home in a few days”

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caribeaux:

caribeaux:

drdavidbrinner:

how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

how do you know?????

You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste

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artemisfowlstolemysoul:

ms-marauder-inlove:

fappuclno:

GOD IT WAS LIKE I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH HELL

the little infinity

whY THE FUCK

14 hours ago   275978   Reblog

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

14 hours ago   388734   Reblog

parkerthethief:

toolesbiantofunction:

kellysue:

ya-haaa:

thecottonproject:

Final for my Time Arts class. Nothing gets you in touch with your own anger quite like listening to this and thinking about all the times you’ve been objectified and belittled.

this is amazing 

Yo, laurennmcc

This is fucking brilliant

Wonderfully said and illustrated!
14 hours ago   305937   Reblog

zerostop:

whenever i see this gif

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i think of this one time my sister was riding in the car and she was doodling

and she finished drawing this shark right at a stop light so she turns to the guy in the car next to her and holds up her drawing and shows it to him

and he looks over at it and he makes like that exact expression

14 hours ago   103452   Reblog

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

14 hours ago   361166   Reblog

lxrylxry:

lookforwardletgo:

mentalalchemy:

what

that is TRUST

That’s raw

14 hours ago   166499   Reblog
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