egggggggs:

queerpropaganda:

how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute

pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.

3 hours ago   111502   Reblog

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

3 hours ago   54818   Reblog

pippin-ate-the-tardis:

shevinefeels:

joyful-destynie:

webelieveyou:

No more excuses.

I will forever reblog this

It’s sort of horrifying that we all know what they’re talking about without them really saying it.. that it’s become that much of a norm in our society that we just know.

3 hours ago   660620   Reblog

luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

image

3 hours ago   29004   Reblog
  #same

coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

3 hours ago   205296   Reblog
me: wakes up
me: opens computer before eyelids
3 hours ago   358901   Reblog

iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath:

Beck was a real friend

3 hours ago   67099   Reblog

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

3 hours ago   210090   Reblog

keepita-secrett:

I’m about to cry

3 hours ago   396000   Reblog

nickelbackthatassup:

you havent seen anger until youve seen me being forced to write mrs bieber on a cup for some white girl ordering a vanilla bean frap i hate my job

3 hours ago   295614   Reblog

pregnat4:

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

3 hours ago   163981   Reblog
3 hours ago   162352   Reblog
  #twit

jacobtheloofah:

too little too late

3 hours ago   53773   Reblog

my cousin has herpetophobia (fear of reptiles). she happens to be the same cousin who 

3 hours ago   7   Reblog

if i hate you, be glad, because part of me still cares. it’s when i become indifferent toward you that you need to worry. 

4 hours ago   1   Reblog
  #js  #me
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